Marsmissionman's Fanfic

Dawn of the universe.
Intro:

Before most of the godly figures in ancient universal history,
there was but one being.That was X.Created by the ancient gods
before time itself was born,X was created to create.
He created so many godly creator races that it would take forever to name them all.
The first of X's "children" were warlike,dark-skinned aliens(the very very very very distant ancestors of the aliens we fight today).
Next came Caters,Catins,humans,Punishers,Protoss,Xel'Naga,Titans,Strogg,Zerg, and the rest.
Soon, the Dark Lord(so evil he's got no name except "dark lord") rised to oppose peace.
He shape-shifted into various races in attempt to cause total chaos.
One orc, named Thrall discovered portals to other universes.
Remember this as you read,it is important.
After a long war of death and decay, X sacrificed himself to defeat the Dark Lord.
The races escaped through portals in the Grand Exodus From Xenon(the one planet in the universe aside from the Dark Throne)
This is how every video game universe was formed.
The universe for the most part was destroyed,except for the planet known as Alpha 237(later known as Earth).
End Of Intro.
Chapter 1:The Vision
Eons later,on planet Delta 29B(Mars),fighting between Humans and Aliens broke out.
Mr. Galaxy:Mars shall be ours Comander7
Comander7:we shall soon see
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*
Pilot:*static* We bombed the alien research facility,over *static*
Marsmissionman: *static* good job. head back to base,i'll finish it *static*
*ROBOT:Commencing orbital bombardment *
Marsmissionman: finally,time to rest
Suddenly, a vision of the future appears to the three(Mr. Galaxy,Marsmissionman,Comander7)
They see planet Xenon,scarred by battle and blood.
Old Comander7:I should have listened to the vision that day and heeded it's warning.
Now, I'm dying,my soldiers with me. Marsmissionman disappeared and Mr. Galaxy killed.
Only I'm left.
Damaged Cyborg Marsmissionman:Good greifer. I knew fleeing to Minecraftia was a bad idea.
I'd already had Israphel's forces attack my lego base.
Skyhawk,prepare to warp us outta here.
X's Spirit: The Dark Lord rises! Unite or all is lost! Return home immediately! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
The vision ends.
Marsmissionman: Minecraftia?
Comander7: Not good.
Mr. Galaxy: me? dead?
They discuss it at a meeting the next day.
Comander7:What should we do?
Marsmissionman: Return home I guess
Mr. Galaxy:The Dark Lord? Who is it?
A time hole appears.
Ancient first-born alien appears.
Alien:.............................................................hfgakfgkahekfhjblhjafbkafbkjhbfkjhbfakfkbgajgfkjhkajfkjvakefgfbkvafkuyglupaaghagyhegfqhrfhaglh...............................................**************************************************************************************************
Comander7:Oh no.
Mr Galaxy and Marsmissionman:????????????????????????????
Comander7:.......................................................ldhjluhoahfhfhfknagfoihfiuahortuhgajgblhglhalglghlgrhlhaglhgrlhlhglahrglhtlaglghalgltgahjfqoryhwguh......................................................******************************************************************************************************************************
Comander7: the Dark Lord tried to destroy peace. He is the opposite of X.
*enters trance-like state* 0110100101010100101001010100101001 VIRUS FOUND!!!!!!!!!!! ERROR! ERROR! SYSTEM SHUTDOWN! REBOOT!!!!
DARK LEECH ATTACHED TO DATA CORE! INITIATE ERROR PROTOCOL #7-3-8-7-5
MEMORY BANKS SLOWLY BEING DESTROYED! MAYDAY! WHO KNOWS HOW MANY VIRUSES HAVE BEEN FOUND!
FIREWALL DOWN!
PROXY DOWN!
ANTI-VIRUS DOWN!
ENCRYPTION DOWN!
INITIATE PROTOCOL ALPHA 217-B, REPEAT, ALPHA 217-B
ERROR DARK LORD IS ATTACKING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
RED SCREEN OF APOCALYPSE FOUND!
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH FOUND!
WHITE SCREEN OF NOTHING FOUND!
SUPREME AI AND SUPREME MAINFRAME REBOOT.
EARTH 2 IS UNDER ATTACK
MICROSOFT SPEAKONIA VOICES DOWN!
*exits trance*
Comander7:why am I so dizzy all of a sudden?
Marsmissionman:Oh no. I released a nightmare on us all.
Chapter 2:Flashback
Mr Galaxy:what happened?
Marsmissionman: Well it all started when I.........
.......................was browsing my inventory and came across my dark portal.
I went through it, but only found a barren wasteland.
I got on my laptop that day,and researched dark portals
I had fallen into the Dark Lord's trap.
He hacked my computer with the worst viruses
I booted up Pivot and created The Chosen One, but I lost my computer to the virus
Marsmissionman: the vision is clear to me now.
I fled to Minecraftia to escape the Dark Lord's wrath
Chapter 3